Movie Reviews

Movie Review: Clown

I hate clowns. But clowns make great horror movie fodder. My girlfriend hates clowns more.  So much so, when I told her I wanted to see the movie “It”, she told me I was going alone. Well, I was very good this weekend. I went with her to a...

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Movie Review: Pet

This is a tough time of year for watching movies. Hockey playoffs, the start of the baseball season and a girlfriend who has become obsessed (happily for me) with running (the time change has helped) and there is little time to watch movies. But I was having issues sleeping...

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Movie Review: Don’t Breathe

When the movie “Don’t Breathe” came out, I have to be honest with you, I did not want to see it. There was just something about it that said, “Same old thing”. Yeah, yeah, yeah…victim becomes the predator. Whatever. I also thought it would require a little too much...

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Movie Review: Rob Zombie’s 31

There are times in life when you just want to watch mindless entertainment. When I say mindless, I mean drool-dripping-from-the-lips mindless. I am not even concerned with dialog. If I can watch a movie where I do not remember a single line of dialog, I know I have found...

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Movie Review: Dream House

I really wanted to watch a strange movie, especially since Halloween is approaching. The movie “Dream House” seemed to fit the bill. I had high hopes for this film because the star-studded cast. And I wasn’t disappointed. “Dream House” is a 2011 film written by David Loucka and directed by Jim Sheridan....

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Movie Review: Dark was the Night

Time to review another movie I watched on Netflix. Tonight, I am feeling like a horror move. The tough part about finding a horror movie is finding one that has more than one or two stars from the other viewers. I finally stumbled upon “Dark was the Night” and...

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Movie Review: Abandoned

Friday night! Party night! Yay! Except I have to work the next day at six in the morning, I can’t see my girlfriend because she has her kids and I have had a really long week and am tired. There is a mathmatical formula: Friday Night – (Work Next...

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Movie Review: Deathgasm

It’s a Netflix night again and I thought I would watch something I would never see in the theaters. So I cruised through the Trending section and found Deathgasm. Now, a little about me and movies. I love horror, I love to laugh and, after a long day at...

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Movie Review: The Road

I was really bored last night so I decided to watch a movie on Netflix. While browsing, I found a move with four stars called “The Road”. Did not sound horrid so I decided to watch it. I was pleasantly surprised. The movie was from a Pulitzer-prize winning book...

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