In my last post, I wrote about the things that annoy me. It took about fifteen minutes to write. And I could have gone beyond one hundred. But I need to show the reader (if there are any) that I am not a pessimistic sort. So here are the one hundred things that make me happy. Believe it or not, it will probably only take about fifteen minutes to complete.

1. Beautiful women.
2. Sex.
3. Horror movies.
4. Running.
5. Running races.
6. Completing projects.
7. Friends.
8. Dogs.
9. Birds.
10. Cats.
11. The zoo.
12. My kids.
13. Christmas.
14. Halloween.
15. Thanksgiving.
16. Books.
17. Politics.
18. Football.
19. Baseball.
20. Hockey.
21. Being in love.
22. Being in a relationship.
23. Love.
24. Hope.
25. New cell phones.
26. Text messages.
27. Autumn.
28. Winter.
29. Rain.
30. Snow.
31. Wind.
32. Cold weather.
33. Holiday decorations.
34. Computers.
35. Games.
36. Nikki.
37. Jenna.
38. Joseph.
39. Sarah.
40. My dad.
41. My stepmom.
42. Parties.
43. Exercise.
44. Belle.
45. Dexter.
46. Cosmo.
47. A sense of purpose.
48. A clean home.
49. My job.
50. Trees.
51. Lost toe nails.
52. Music.
53. Art.
54. Photographs.
55. The Internet.
56. A big bed.
57. Blankets.
58. Pillows.
59. Beer.
60. Bars.
61. A new project.
62. Being clean shaved.
63. Water.
64. Fruit.
65. Trails.
66. Disneyland.
67. Magic Mountain.
68. Roller coasters.
69. Pull ups.
70. Pushups.
71. Long drives.
72. History.
73. Physics.
74. The moon.
75. Space.
76. Traveling.
77. Clean clothes.
78. Clean bed sheets.
79. God.
80. Religion.
81. Doing the right thing.
82. Cooking.
83. Onions.
84. Homemade pizza.
85. Burritos.
86. Hamburgers.
87. Stir fry and rice.
88. Guns.
89. New running shoes.
90. Facebook.
91. Signing up for races.
92. Little people.
93. Coca Cola.
94. Mountains.
95. Las Vegas.
96. Coffee.
97. New car smell.
98. Friendship Bracelets.
99. Museums.
100. The smell of Christmas trees.

There it is. I’m not the negative piece of crap I made myself into in my last post. I am actually a very happy guy and am easily made happy.