Here are 100 things that can put me in a bad mood quickly. They are in no particular order.

1. The word “dude”.
2. People who end their sentences with a preposition.
3. My ex-wife.
4. Pigeons.
5. People who forget their passwords.
6. Drunk people.
7. Stoned people.
8. People who don’t take responsibility.
9. Divas.
10. Dirty laundry.
11. Doing laundry (so #10 goes away).
12. Folding laundry.
13. Cleaning dishes.
14. A bad football game.
15. Soccer players that fake injuries.
16. Farting.
17. Spitting.
18. Smoking
19. Driving.
20. Shopping (especially on Christmas).
21. Stupid people.
22. People who talk while you work.
23. People who are always texting.
24. People who are always on the phone.
25. Speaker phones.
26. Meetings.
27. Sensitivity training.
28. Turnips.
29. Beets.
30. The smell of that stuff the Asians cook in the break room during lunch.
31. Stepping in dog poop.
32. My dog’s look when he knows I’m watching him take a dump on the carpet.
33. Ties and dress shoes.
34. Flaky people.
35. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
36. Tom Cruise.
37. Over-the-top religious nuts.
38. Taxes.
39. Blisters.
40. Chaffing.
41. Celebrities who think they are smarter than anyone else.
42. Fat people who are fat because they eat too much.
43. Gun control.
44. Hippies.
45. Global Warming.
46. Gay Marriage.
47. Green Peace.
48. Cancer.
49. Death.
50. The criminal system.
51. Divorce.
52. Quotas.
53. “Racial Equality”
54. Hate crimes.
55. Broken video game controllers.
56. Body hair.
57. Old people who still think they can drive.
58. People with handicap stickers even though you know they could do a marathon.
59. Tea.
60. Medicine.
61. Liberals.
62. Protests.
63. Having a “dialog”.
64. Political correctness.
65. Underwear.
66. People with no sense of humor.
67. People who can’t take criticism.
68. People who always correct others.
69. Being wrong.
70. Spiders, ants and cockroaches (bugs).
71. Slow Internet.
72. Overdue bills.
73. Stupid ringtones.
74. Autocorrect (which, by the way, auto correct said I spelled wrong).
75. Rats.
76. Gas stations.
77. Bad books that are 500 pages long.
78. Critically acclaimed movies that actually suck.
79. Awards shows.
80. Game shows.
81. Reality TV.
82. Men who are pussies.
83. Shoes and socks.
84. Sand.
85. Dry skin.
86. Chapped lips.
87. Bug bites.
88. When the weather is too hot.
89. Pajamas.
90. Carnival games that award gold fish.
91. Toy dog breeds.
92. Whining.
93. Lazy people.
94. Regret.
95. Money.
96. Not being able to get a designated drivers.
97. Failing.
98. Vending machines that take your money but give nothing in return.
99. Convenience stores that are too far away to walk but too close to drive.
100. Snobby people.

There it is. I’m sure there are more but these are the big ones.